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A. Lamprey
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 Forum: Conservation and Environment Posted: Sun Sep 06, 15 8:21 pm Subject: Lampreys |
Oi! No thanking the recipe-posting elephant on behalf of a species other than your own.
We are however grateful to him for all his hard work, making this a land safe for lampreys great and small. |
| Topic: Lampreys |
A. Lamprey
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Forum: Conservation and Environment Posted: Fri Sep 04, 15 11:01 am Subject: Lampreys |
[url=http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/sep/04/older-than-the-dinosaurs-lamprey-fish-return-to-uk-rivers-after-200-years]We're back  |
| Topic: Welcome A Lamprey |
A. Lamprey
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Forum: Welcome Posted: Thu May 05, 05 2:24 pm Subject: Welcome A Lamprey |
| We could be saving an entire species here (or three to be accurate). People would probably hang us in their car windows too. Has anyone got any ideas for slogans? |
| Topic: Welcome A Lamprey |
A. Lamprey
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Forum: Welcome Posted: Thu May 05, 05 1:51 pm Subject: Welcome A Lamprey |
I've not seen a grass snake, but if they're half as gorgeous and wise looking as slowworms I'm sure I'd like them.
Now, you see, you can make
I like it. Obviously you could use a sucker to atta ... |
| Topic: Welcome A Lamprey |
A. Lamprey
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Forum: Welcome Posted: Thu May 05, 05 1:03 pm Subject: Welcome A Lamprey |
This is harrassment.  How would you like it if I posted recipes for Behemoth stew.
I've been protected on the grounds that I've got hair and cute cuddly toys for children can be modelled on ... |
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A. Lamprey
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Forum: Welcome Posted: Thu May 05, 05 12:49 pm Subject: Welcome A Lamprey |
I have been told that I'm a fine figure of a fish.  |
| Topic: Welcome A Lamprey |
A. Lamprey
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Forum: Welcome Posted: Thu May 05, 05 12:42 pm Subject: Welcome A Lamprey |
| This is harrassment. How would you like it if I posted recipes for Behemoth stew. |
| Topic: Welcome A Lamprey |
A. Lamprey
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Forum: Welcome Posted: Thu May 05, 05 12:41 pm Subject: Welcome A Lamprey |
We face a constant struggle against prejudice. 
Get over it, you don't see eels coming on here having a bitch do you?
Eels are notoriously illiterate and technophobic. |
| Topic: Welcome A Lamprey |
A. Lamprey
Replies: 32
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Forum: Welcome Posted: Thu May 05, 05 12:01 pm Subject: Welcome A Lamprey |
| We face a constant struggle against prejudice. |
| Topic: Lampreys |
A. Lamprey
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Forum: Conservation and Environment Posted: Wed May 04, 05 6:47 pm Subject: Lampreys |
| Sadly I, like indeed many other species, nay genera, am disenfranchised by a grossly humanocentric electoral system. |
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A. Lamprey
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Forum: Welcome Posted: Wed May 04, 05 1:56 pm Subject: Welcome A Lamprey |
| Corrected. |
| Topic: Lampreys |
A. Lamprey
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Forum: Conservation and Environment Posted: Wed May 04, 05 1:49 pm Subject: Lampreys |
Would you like to become a moderator? I can think of one person in particular who needs replacing.
And how's the wife? Not the centre piece in gourmet platter I hope.
Sadly I feel that my spher ... |
| Topic: Welcome A Lamprey |
A. Lamprey
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Forum: Welcome Posted: Wed May 04, 05 1:39 pm Subject: Welcome A Lamprey |
| Thankyou for the welcome. Unfortunately I shall probably have little to add in areas such as land management, grow your own or cookery but I look forwards to chipping in where appropriate. |
| Topic: Lampreys |
A. Lamprey
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Forum: Conservation and Environment Posted: Wed May 04, 05 1:34 pm Subject: Lampreys |
| Right, I've registered now so I shall expect the moderators to put a halt to these threatening posts. |
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