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dpack



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 19 9:27 pm    Post subject: the worst banquet ever  Reply with quote    

simple rules :
avoid toxic, somebody somewhere must use/have used it as food, legal and ethical does not matter, you must have tried it, it has to be truly horrible from how you remember it.
there is no need to explain why it is included but enough info to identify the dish would be good.



SO FAR ON THE TABLE WE HAVE:


BBQ kittiwake legs, sea water wash and fast cooking.

A side salad of reindeer moss lichen, raw.

Shan



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 19 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Jellyfish. Has no discernible flavour aside from what it picks up from seasoning & sauce but it's like chewing through cartilage. Not a good texture!

100 year old eggs. VILE VILE VILE!

Andouillette: looks & smells like a steaming turd. I made Mr Shan eat it.

dpack



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PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 19 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

umm tasty

5 dishes so far

gil
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 19 10:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Glass noodles. An alternative to jellyfish.

dpack



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 19 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

they sound horrid , on the menu at number six

we need some carbs, may i offer tapioca?

the look of sunburnt and fermenting frog spawn, the texture of bad wallpaper paste with clumps and burnt bits and the almost no taste apart a hint of several nasty somethings as an undertone.

we need at least a few big bowls of it, volume is important .
it might take a seance to get the exact "recipe" from my junior school cook but i recon it is probably pretty to simple to recreate if you have a big pan tapioca water and "talent".

delicacy in brazil? perhaps
the 1960's yorkshire version was world class horrid

NorthernMonkeyGirl



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 19 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Rustlers microwave burger

Mmmmmmmm...

dpack



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 19 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

wow, they are in.

sgt.colon



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 19 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Pickled eggs.

I like tapioca

dpack



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 19 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

you will really dislike the 100yr old eggs, they are the nuclear option on preserved eggs.

ok will take tapioca off if you like it , pickled eggs are very popular with some folk even i like some types, even pickled egg fans might struggle with 100yr ones, i'm not keen on em either ( never another, nibble one was emetic )

the tapioca is off but preserved eggs deserve a fine example of the very "best"

i have heard of fermented dead mid incubation embryo eggs being eaten but never tried one( i know i would not like it ) but at least two of us know 100 yr too well so at the mo 100yr are on the menu , tapioca and pickled eggs are both off as far too "nice"

carbs is a tricky one to find a good candidate for almost universal disgust, we might need a bigger bowl of reindeer moss lichen:roll:

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