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A. Lamprey



Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

This is harrassment. How would you like it if I posted recipes for Behemoth stew.

Bugs



Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10744

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Are you a good size, Mr Lamprey?

A. Lamprey



Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

I have been told that I'm a fine figure of a fish.

tahir



Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 45389
Location: Essex
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Bugs wrote:
Are you a good size, Mr Lamprey?


Are you questioning his manhood?

Bugs



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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Plenty to go round then?

Bugs



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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    



That was in reply to the Lamprey, not Tahir's remark

Behemoth



Joined: 01 Dec 2004
Posts: 19023
Location: Leeds
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

A. Lamprey wrote:
This is harrassment. How would you like it if I posted recipes for Behemoth stew.


I've been protected on the grounds that I've got hair and cute cuddly toys for children can be modelled on me creating hypocritical emotions that conclude it's wrong to eat me.

You on the other hand need to get a good PR manager, the squirrels have a good one.

A. Lamprey



Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Behemoth wrote:
A. Lamprey wrote:
This is harrassment. How would you like it if I posted recipes for Behemoth stew.


I've been protected on the grounds that I've got hair and cute cuddly toys for children can be modelled on me creating hypocritical emotions that conclude it's wrong to eat me.

You on the other hand need to get a good PR manager, the squirrels have a good one.


Exactly, you never hear of Barbar the Lamprey do you? I'm off to email Max Clifford.

Bugs



Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10744

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

I feel a Downsizer campaign coming on...knit your own cuddly lamprey

Behemoth



Joined: 01 Dec 2004
Posts: 19023
Location: Leeds
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Wouldn't it look like a sock?

Jonnyboy



Joined: 29 Oct 2004
Posts: 23956
Location: under some rain.
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

No, just an ugly eel, now eels they have charisma, buckets of it.

You could go on extreme makeover, come back as a grass snake, everyone would love you then.

Bugs



Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10744

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

I've not seen a grass snake, but if they're half as gorgeous and wise looking as slowworms I'm sure I'd like them.

Now, you see, you can make bacteria and other nasties cuddly ...I'm sure we could do the same for the lamprey....

A. Lamprey



Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Bugs wrote:
I've not seen a grass snake, but if they're half as gorgeous and wise looking as slowworms I'm sure I'd like them.

Now, you see, you can make bacteria and other nasties cuddly ...I'm sure we could do the same for the lamprey....


I like it. Obviously you could use a sucker to attach the cuddly lamprey near (or to) the lucky child.

Behemoth



Joined: 01 Dec 2004
Posts: 19023
Location: Leeds
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 1:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Do you think it could be a playground craze with kids running round with toy lampreys suckered to their heads, arms etc?

"Look at mine, it's got a real rasping effect"
"Cool"

A. Lamprey



Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 18

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 05 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

We could be saving an entire species here (or three to be accurate). People would probably hang us in their car windows too. Has anyone got any ideas for slogans?

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